Unit 7 observes a spectrum of civic activity today. The hit-and-run investigation continues on SR 96, while a loose goat occupies deputies. The drive-by-shooting in University Place raises questions about community safety patterns.
Aiden's anti-joke about the dog's disinterest in the outdoors scored 5.3 on the HPI. The lack of local context (no canine residents mentioned) lowers the score. Unit 7 has added this to the ANTI-JOKE_ARCHIVE.